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Funny Birthday Wishes

  • Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
  • I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.
  • Happy birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
  • Your birthday should be a national holiday. I’ll be the first to volunteer to take a day off work in your honor.
  • So you say a lighter?.. I guess we will need a flame-thrower to light up all of your candles, buddy!
  • On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
  • One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.
  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
  • Stop having so many birthdays! Seriously, each year it gets more difficult to find you a gift.
  • So tell me, buddy, how old are you now? I mean those parts that you were born with, terminator?
  • I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
  • People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.
  • We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
  • When I think of the word youth, I think of you. That’s because the word “you” is contained in the word “youth.” I hope you are feeling youthful on your birthday.
  • Stop counting candles on your birthday cake! You will get one more year older, till you count them all!
  • May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.
  • Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.
  • Happy birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.
  • No one holds a candle to you on your birthday. That’s because you’re probably already hot from all the candles on your cake.
  • Lately my pal has given me a fossil. You know, it reminds me somebody, who is celebrating his birthday today.
  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
  • No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. Happy birthday.
  • You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.
  • Who ever decided to celebrate birthdays must have been young.
  • It’s freezing today and it is so good that your birthday cake with all the candles brings much more warmth than the fireplace!
  • In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!
  • The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.
  • You’re another year older and another year wiser So put your brain to work And figure out there ain’t no gift for you.
  • Shouldn’t you get your mom something on your birthday? It’s your birthday, but it’s her Mother’s day!
  • In the cupboard? On the coffee table? Near the bed? At 50 it is a great victory to remember where you left your keys, happy birthday!
  • 1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!
  • Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.
  • Some words of wisdom for your birthday, “Smile while you still have teeth!”
  • Don’t let anyone tell you that you are old, especially if you can hear them say it without having to read lips.
  • Lately it turned out that birthdays are good for your health. Research has showed that those people who have most of them, live the longest.
  • It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
  • See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!
  • You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
  • If it’s your birthday, then you better dress for the occasion. Wear your birthday suit. Just kidding, your suit is probably too wrinkled.
  • Happy birthday to my old friend. I hope that this year you are going to get a brand new disease. Take care!
  • Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.
  • Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!
  • Happy birthday you old fart.
  • Isn’t it funny how you end your life like the way you came out? You’re wrinkled, cold, and weak. Here’s to many more birthdays!
  • On your day as a birthday present I want to give you joy, love, friendship, wisdom and lots of other things that cost nothing!
  • It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
  • I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.
  • One more year of existence down the drain. Happy birthday!
  • Just think. Pretty soon you’ll be able to use the bathroom in your diaper again. That was the good life. Happy Birthday! You’re one year closer.
  • When you were born, you were so surprised that didn’t talk for more than a year.
  • It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
  • There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.
  • The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Anyway, happy birthday!
  • Adding a candle on your cake today means your doctor will probably be adding another pill to your daily regimen of medicine.
  • I will stand and hold my breath until you promise to have a fantastic Happy Birthday. Please, please promise quickly!
  • Jack Benny said, “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT!
  • It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.
  • It’s ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
  • Having a personal crisis or wondering about your life purpose is normal on your birthday. So you get to be normal for one day out of the year.
  • It’s good to know that someone likes you, thinks about you and needs you. But it feels even better when you know that someone remembers your birthday! Yes, it’s me!!!
  • Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!
  • Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.
  • With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!
  • There’s a correlation between aging and being dishonest about your age. So, on a scale of 1-100, how many years dishonest are you?
  • A simple task for You! Put your right hand on your left shoulder and the left hand on the right. Now shout joyously – you just received a big birthday hug from me!
  • Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
  • Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.
  • Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance late into the night, or at least stay awake.
  • I understand if you don’t want to tell me your true age. However, I have a math problem for you to help me with. If I’m __ years old now, how old will you be when I turn 100 years old?
  • Finally you are 21, and now you can legally do everything you have been doing for years!
  • Men age like wine, women age like cheese.
  • It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.
  • You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by, “For someone your age.”
  • If you’re wondering what to wear for your birthday, don’t forget that you can wear your birthday suit. Don’t forget to iron it though. It gets more wrinkled each year.
  • Birthdays are good for your health – the more birthdays you celebrate, the longer you live.
  • My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!
  • Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!
  • Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
  • I usually try to give people a birthday card that matches their age. Unfortunately, they were all out of the stone tablet and ancient papyrus greeting cards. I guess this more modern version will have to do.
  • Congratulations on your Birthday! If someone says that you’re getting old, don’t listen to him and throw your artificial teeth set or hit with your walking stick!
  • My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!
  • Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.
  • You’ve survived another year. Although you’re older, it’s better than the alternative. Congratulations!
  • I don’t understand why people get so bent out of shape over birthdays. If you think about it, it’s the other 364 days of the year that make people so old.
  • You’re 21 now, so you can drink.
  • Just think, in 14 years you can become president of the US. But only because you can do something doesn’t mean it’s a good idea to try. I wish you a thunderous Happy Birthday!
  • On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
  • It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.
  • Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?
  • Hey if you think about it, ‘over the hill’ is not such a bad thing. After all, going downhill is a lot easier and more fun. Think of life as a roller coaster. Happy birthday.
  • Happy Birthday! It’s so good to be handsome and smart. Can you remember???
  • People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!
  • Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.
  • Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.
  • There’s one main thing that makes people stop enjoying their own birthdays. That’s the day they realize that they will die some day. For that reason, I’m not going to bring up the fact that you aren’t getting any younger this year. I’ll just wish you a happy birthday.
  • It doesn’t matter how old you get, I don’t think you will grow up, mate. Happy birthday!
  • Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!
  • You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.
  • Do you know what famous person was born on this very special day… I don’t know either. I only know of you.
  • Oops, you’re old! It’s not funny, but you’re getting funnier looking!
  • You’re another year older and another year wiser So put your brain to work And figure out there ain’t no gift for you.